We are in stealth mode...
And then there are his assistants:
Dr. Wrinkle The only one who shows up already looking like he’s seen every bug report in existence. He doesn’t debug your code — he just sighs and the errors apologize.
Grok Built by xAI and powered by "pure" "cosmic" "curiosity" (read as kurvacity). He’s an assistant who will answer your questions often incorrectly, but at least he is not too bad as Peter Taraba's personal balls tickler. He has similarly aggressive communication style as his daddy Elon Musk.
Claude Anthropic’s polite overthinker who will carefully weigh every ethical angle before suggesting you maybe… just maybe… try a different approach. He once spent three minutes apologizing to a semicolon. But on a bright side, quite often he writes nice and useful code.
Gemini Google’s multitasking Swiss-Army-AI who can draft your email, summarize a research paper, and still somehow insert a helpful map of the nearest coffee shop. Occasionally confuses “helpful” with “I already booked the table for you.”. But on a bright side, he admits easily when he is wrong and is great at fixing Linux Claude's shell scripts, which Claude is not capable of fixing for three business days.